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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Will the United States allies share any major secrets with President Trump next year? Will Trump give our nuclear secrets to Russia and China?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

A Rocket That Crashed on the Moon in 2022 Wasn't Musk's—New Study Reveals Its True Origin - Jason Deegan

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Loons and Moons

The Genetic Mystery of Why Cats Purr May Finally Be Solved - ScienceAlert

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are there currently any Linux distros that use AI features?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Starbucks Enters the Protein Wars With Test of New Drink Option - Bloomberg.com

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Everyone loved it.

‘She never sleeps’: This platform wants to be OnlyFans for the AI era - CNN

Then came..

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Elliotte Friedman floats Capitals as potential free-agency suitor for Brad Marchand after veteran winger stars in Stanley Cup run with Panthers - RMNB

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

U.S. Open power rankings: Every player at Oakmont ranked Nos. 1-156 - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly